Friday, January 6, 2012

Alfred Alumnus Rewrites Wikipedia to Include Self in Biography of Adele

(Alfred, NY) -- Saturday morning was full of celebration as devoted lingerers held to what is being accurately described as the hot, new internet lounge of 2012. Magic was in the air as Lindsay Warnes, Alfred University Alumnus and renowned dance-magician, rendered crowds momentarily speechless with colorful, musical tributes to Adele and Nicki Minaj. Moments after her critically acclaimed performances during Night Two of LIVE at Scott Kraiterman's Wall's revival broadcast, Warnes, 17, marked the success of the event by making brief, revealing edits to Wikipedia to reflect her contribution to Adele's life, including both details of Saturday's performance itself as well as a quick, little photobooth snapshot because why the hell not?


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