Friday, December 30, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Kraiterman Makes His Move, Exhibits Sweeping Approval

(Brighton, MA) -- Early into the festivities Friday night, Kraiterman, 29, made what most will refer to as a brief, temporary appearance during what most are describing as the best nearly-embarrassing, horribly-yet-warmly plaguing spectacle available on facebook in 2011, taking a short break from his Friday night movie to gauge online activity. A multitude of Likes ensued.

"One second, I'm drinking scotch and watching Schindler's List; the next moment I'm in my bedroom finding something completely the opposite of Spielberg-directed, nonfiction, holocaust dramas and laughing terribly. It's really pretty powerful stuff."

More on this as the situation develops.


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